S03E01 The Russian Defector
Air Date: February 1, 1985

S03E02 Eskimo Shoes
Air Date: February 8, 1985

S03E03 Art or Bust
Air Date: February 15, 1985

Richard gets an expensive piece of art and, unsurprisingly, it gets broken.

S03E04 Epidemic
Air Date: February 22, 1985

The kids come down with a 24-hour flu and decide to milk it for all it's worth.

S03E05 Obsolete Ethel
Air Date: February 28, 1985

The latest invention to grace the Preston's home is a robot maid, which edges out Ethel and falls in love with Richard.

S03E06 Name, Rank and Social Security Number
Air Date: March 3, 1985

S03E07 Duane’s Car
Air Date: March 10, 1985

S03E08 House Arrest
Air Date: March 17, 1985

Richard punishes Duane when he's arrested for speeding and driving without a license.

S03E09 Lost and Found
Air Date: April 1, 1985

When she attempts to help Jay Jay with his magic trick, Ethel winds up in Lost and Found Land.

S03E10 The Radio Show
Air Date: April 8, 1985

Duane enlists Ethel to host an advice show on his high school's radio station. Meanwhile, Candy takes up belly dancing.

S03E11 Future Shock
Air Date: April 15, 1985

S03E12 Remember When
Air Date: April 22, 1985

S03E13 The Lissy Caper
Air Date: April 29, 1985

S03E14 Luster/Jake Special
Air Date: May 6, 1985

S03E15 Romeo and Juliet
Air Date: May 13, 1985

When the lead actor drops out of the show, Richard decides to play Romeo to Ethel's Juliette. Unfortunately he's terrible.

S03E16 A Star Is Born
Air Date: May 20, 1985

Duane directs Ethel in a commercial for Richard's client's new vacuum cleaners... unfortunately, as an angel, she doesn't show up on film.

S03E17 Trading Places
Air Date: May 27, 1985